Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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