Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i think my cat just said my name.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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