Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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