I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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