Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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