All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
