doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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