sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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