I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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