in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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