I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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