Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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