you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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