Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
