where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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