oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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