I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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