im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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