Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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