maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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