what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
