yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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