I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am available for nakedness
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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