Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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