I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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