hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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