A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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