$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Buhtt sex?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize