I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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