so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
