do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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