No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
