Where are you?
In a non slutty way
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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