oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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