Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
