I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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