Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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