I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Screwed.edu
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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