so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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