Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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