Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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