Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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