Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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