My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
