I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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