Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
