I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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