if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's always time for handjobs
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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