Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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