Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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