dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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