Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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