great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's official drugs can't kill me
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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