did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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